A man insured his cigars (I assure you, this is a true story), smoked them, then filed a claim stating they were destroyed in a series of small fires and tried to sue the insurance company when they refused to compensate him.

Fortunately, someone at the company was competent enough to come up with the idea of charging him with twenty four counts of arson.

*smirk*

Tagged?

I prefer to call it twenty questions!

01. Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it:
Right Shoulder, almost closing in on my chest. Origin unknown.

02. What is on the walls in your room?
A calendar, a clock.

03. What does your phone look like?
Uninteresting, faded and simple.

04. What music do you listen to?
Punk Rock/Emo, atleast most of the time.

05. What is your current desktop picture?
A photo with the lines "They say you never forget your first love.This may explain why i find myself so difficult to ger over"

06. What do you want more than anything right now?
A new sweater.

07. Do you believe in gay marriage?
I do, and this is documented.

08. What time were you born?
5.35 am, i think.

09. Are your parents still together?
Very much.

10. What are you listening to?
Next exit by Interpol.

12. The last person to make you cry?
My parents, in the 6th grade. and more recently my late pet dog 'Joy'.

13. What is your favourite perfume/cologne?
I smell good, in general.

14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite sex?
Brown eyes, nothing specific when it comes to hair..as long as one has it. (cut to fantacies of bald women)

15. Do you like pain killers?
Yes!

16. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
No, as a rule i ask people out shamelessly all the time.

17. Favourite pizza topping?
Pepperoni.

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?
Camel meat.

19. Who was the last person you made mad?
I find it very hard to keep track of people i make mad on a regular basis.

20. Is anyone in love with you?
Yes. And i hate to restrict the number to one.